avatar-parallels:

Bloodbending could be used to crush a victim’s internal organs.

msnatty:

I am so sick of this.
Isn’t a parent’s job supposed to be to make sure their kids are safe and happy? To love them no matter what and make sure they’re ready to face the world as themselves? What do parents think is their job? Whatever it is, it looks fucking messed up
Seriously? I have friends…

hisakata-resutomoshibi:

sherlock-the-trickster:

Let’s see here, we got slash, crack, lemon, lime, PWP, fluff, angst, AU. Seriously, it’s like some sort of shady fanfic underground.

personally this makes me feel quite accomplished…

the-war-ends-here:

malcology:

they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it

there already is a religion of it

it’s called tumblr

thesupercoolamerican:

hereissomeshitilike:

asdkjldjklaklalkdkldmvemiknasclkamcnoi

sweet mother.

YOU AGAIN

GET ON MY BLOG RIGHT NOW

fairgroundsoldier:

fairgroundsoldier:

FINALLY!

Giveaway time! Thank you all for 1000+ followers, I appreciate it so much!
As promised, here is the 1,000+ follower giveaway: a fangirl feels emergency kit.

• Owl Plushie: to squeeze the HELL out of when you’re overcome with feels
• Friendship mug: to remember that you have friends that share your feels
• Robot mustache man necklace: a little buddy to keep you company
• Strength candle: CITRUS SCENTED! To remind you to BE STRONG through your feel overload
• Frog hot&cold gel thingy: FOR YOUR OUCHIES AND BOOBOOS caused by fandom life
• Hot cocoa: …to fill your damn mug
• Kleenex: you know what this is for
• Audiology black earphones: to drown out the world during these times of crisis

Adooorable

Now there are, of course, some rules!

1. You do not have to be following me to win, but if there are changes made to the giveaway that you aren’t made aware of (such as end date), you are responsible!
2. Please tag your giveaway so that your followers can block it if they want to
3. Do not reblog more than 3 times a day. No dash clogging, it’s rude! Likes also count as an entry.
4. Make sure you are willing to give your address to me and if you must ask for parental permission, please do so
5. Make sure your ask box is open.  The winner will be notified in their ask box about the win.
6. I will ship internationally, however if the winner is not in the United States or Canada, shipping may be delayed based on cost, but the winner will still receive the items (eventually)

The giveaway will conclude on Friday, June 8, 2012 (one month from now) at around 5pm Central Standard Time. I will be using a random number generator to determine who the winner is!

A big thank you to Sarah for making the graphic for me!

WOW everyone! 

I made this giveaway to celebrate over 1,000 followers and somehow in that time, I gained a whole new thousand! @____@

To celebrate the new milestone of over 2,000 followers, I’ve decided to add to the giveaway!! One lucky winner will receive all of the items from the Fandom Survival pack, and a few random fandom-y things that I’ve thrown together. If they’re not your cup of tea, I’m sorry! Stuff is always good to have though, right? :D

• Jawn the Hedgehog eraser
• Marvel’s The Avengers Iron Man Vinyl Bobble Head
• Marvel’s Captain America button
• Marvel’s Captain America jelly bracelet
• Three Adventure Time buttons

bouderie:

hayisfortracecyrus:

brilliantmarktwainshit:

qwopette:

pricklylegs:

Watermelon slaughter…

It doesn’t matter what kind of blog you have, this won’t make it ugly. Please reblog this and raise awareness of watermelon abuse.

Please.

this is fucking disgusting. i hope these bastards burn in hell.

fuckin fruit slaughterers

mcavoyhasladyhips:

godofbadasserytweets:

@godofbadassery tweets

This is an example of a motherfuckin’ quality blogger.

mattisbollywood:

his eyes are wide in horror at the thought of another sweaty farty big mcdonalds patron rumpus dropping itself upon his face

he lives a constant torture

he has no mouth

but he must scream